{"title":"Journals \u0026 Cards","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"wrestle-your-mailman-and-other-small-ways-to-feel-happy","title":"Wrestle Your Mailman and Other Small Ways to Feel Happy","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife is pain and everything is awful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s why you need this book of SMALL WAYS TO FEEL HAPPY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese scientifically proven methods are designed to boost your mood and make you a happier person in mere seconds!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnder the name Obvious Plant, Jeff Wysaski is widely recognized as one of the funniest people on the Internet. You’ve seen his work trending on Facebook, Buzzfeed and The Huffington Post. Now, his comedy is available in book form.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51984000011,"sku":"","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/products\/Small_Ways_to_be_Happy_Cover.jpg?v=1571712435"},{"product_id":"obvious-plant-magazine-1","title":"FREE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD - Obvious Plant Magazine","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE DOWNLOAD FOR EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS - \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ejust enter your email at the very bottom of this page (you might need to check your Promotions Tab). \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis magazine is JAM-PACKED with 28 pages of INFO-TASTIC entertainment that is guaranteed to deliver a thorough, albeit brief diversion from the horrible NIGHTMARE that is your everyday life!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn this issue you will learn:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#292f33\" style=\"color: #292f33;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-How to make exercise fun!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#292f33\" style=\"color: #292f33;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-Forgotten U.S. presidents!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#292f33\" style=\"color: #292f33;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-Absolutely zero information about giraffes! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#292f33\" style=\"color: #292f33;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif\" style=\"font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-What causes each of the weathers!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e-AND MUCH MORE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: This magazine features a curse word or two, and is not recommended for small children.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Printed Version","offer_id":60499709771,"sku":"","price":8.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Digital PDF","offer_id":60500611659,"sku":"","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/products\/1Magazine_COVER2_16208eb4-5eec-409b-8968-a63205e5f3e8.jpg?v=1571712435"},{"product_id":"the-best-things-to-scream-into","title":"First Edition: The Best Things to Scream Into","description":"\u003cp\u003eIncludes over 45 things to scream into!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis beautiful coffee table book is perfect for elevating your daily screams. From old favorites, to new and exciting locales - all of the best things to scream into are featured in this book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBook size is 8.5 x 11 inches. 46 pages.  Limited print run of 500.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Retired\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 500\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32113743790164,"sku":"","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/products\/IMG_8309.jpg?v=1586905828"},{"product_id":"stupidest-animals-2021-calendar","title":"Stupidest Animals - 2021 Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003eRidicule nature's dumbest animals all year long with this 12-month calendar. Includes all of your least favorites - penguin, panda, elephant, slug, human and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited release of 300\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 11x8.5 inches (opens to 11x17in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese will ship on December 21st from Los Angeles. I, unfortunately, can't guarantee delivery before Christmas. Consider selecting 2-day priority shipping if that is a concern for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Retired (for year 2020)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 300\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":37802310172865,"sku":"","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/products\/IMG_7032.jpg?v=1608486174"},{"product_id":"stupidest-animals-2022-calendar","title":"Stupidest Animals - 2022 Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003eRidicule nature's dumbest animals all year long with this 12-month calendar. Includes all of your least favorites - dolphin, cat, seagull, giraffe and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eLIMIT TWO PER HOUSEHOLD. IF YOU BUY MORE THAN TWO YOUR ORDER WILL BE CANCELED. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 11x8.5 inches (opens to 11x17in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese will ship the first week of January\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Retired (for year 2022)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 500\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41132236472513,"sku":"","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/products\/IMG_2910.jpg?v=1639958532"},{"product_id":"copy-of-stupidest-animals-2023-calendar","title":"Stupidest Animals - 2023 Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out?\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/obviousplant\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/obviousplant\"\u003eSign up on Patreon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor first notice of rarities\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRidicule nature's dumbest animals all year long with this 12-month calendar. Includes all of your least favorites - alpaca, hedgehog, snakes and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLIMIT ONE PER HOUSEHOLD. If you buy more than one your order will be canceled.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 11x8.5 inches (opens to 11x17in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Retired (for year 2023)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 500\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42303500746945,"sku":"","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/products\/image_2d74fe2f-725a-4364-b303-bfcd796eda06.jpg?v=1670134442"},{"product_id":"the-super-jeff-1992-video-game-catalog","title":"The Super Jeff 1992 Video Game Catalog","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out?\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/obviousplant\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/obviousplant\"\u003eSign up on Patreon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor first notice of rarities\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFifty of the worst video games of all time are documented in this vintage game catalog from 1992. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginally printed for trade shows and dealer events to promote the (awful) Super Jeff Game Console, this rare piece of history is available for the first time ever to the public.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach page includes box art with game description. Plus, extras like an accessories page. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER. If you buy more than one your order will be canceled.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Closed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 350\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42320134340801,"sku":"","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/products\/IMG_7606.jpg?v=1670643297"},{"product_id":"a-notebook-for-drawing-just-corn-things","title":"A Notebook for Drawing Just Corn Things","description":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, a notebook that is devoted to just corn things only. Do not draw anything else...it is illegal I will call the cops!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 5.75\"x8\"\u003cbr\u003e-150 lined pages (75 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotebooks are printed on-demand. Please allow up to 7 business days before item ships.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":47338637230273,"sku":"23339578308690454022","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/Front.jpg?v=1699138528"},{"product_id":"stupidest-animals-2024-calendar","title":"Stupidest Animals - 2024 Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eRidicule nature's dumbest animals all year long with this 12-month calendar. Includes all of your least favorites - axolotl, cow, every single fish, and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso includes special holidays like: Walk Like a Penguin Day, T-Rex Remembrance Day and National Insult Your Dog Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLIMIT TWO PER HOUSEHOLD. If you buy more than two your order will be canceled.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 11x8.5 inches (opens to 11x17in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Retired (for year 2024)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 600\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47428674977985,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/00cover.jpg?v=1701626244"},{"product_id":"a-daily-planner-that-you-will-use-for-a-week","title":"A Daily Planner That You Will Use for a Week","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect notebook for people with good intentions, but no follow-through! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust try to use this thing for more than a week: I dare you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis item is printed on-demand: please allow 2-7 business days of production before shipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Size: 8 x 5.7 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-150 lined pages (75 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-Matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":47506448515265,"sku":"10416942910698531557","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/4293102847440911057_2048copy.jpg?v=1703651996"},{"product_id":"canned-food-labels-printable","title":"Canned Food Labels (Printable)","description":"\u003cp\u003eFill your pantry with these Obvious Plant canned goods! Print them out and follow the easy instructions to swap the labels on your real canned goods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes 12 printable files that fit common food can sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47828049526977,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_3616copy.jpg?v=1711467936"},{"product_id":"you-are-trapped-inside-of-a-huge-crystal-notebook","title":"You Are Trapped Inside of a Huge Crystal (Notebook)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a BLANK NOTEBOOK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've all dreamed of being trapped inside of a huge crystal with no escape. Now, you can display this dream for all to see with the help of this novel-themed notebook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 5.75\"x8\"\u003cbr\u003e.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":48774087901377,"sku":"26517807520956798839","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_8525_2.jpg?v=1731272926"},{"product_id":"stupidest-animals-2025-calendar","title":"Stupidest Animals - 2025 Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eRidicule nature's dumbest animals all year long with this 12-month calendar. Includes all of your least favorites - pygmy hippo, fire ants, Every Rick and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso includes special holidays like: National Yell at Birds Day, Stay on the Couch All Day, and Beginning of Soup Season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 11x8.5 inches (opens to 11x17in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Open (for year 2025)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 700\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48787374932161,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/Stupidest-Animals-2025-cover.jpg?v=1731883523"},{"product_id":"guess-who-loves-you-greeting-card","title":"Guess Who Loves You - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt is unfortunately this clown! This 5x7 inch greeting card is great for \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ebirthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any other dumb love moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIncludes white envelope and plenty of room to write your \"sorry I am a clown\" message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obviousplant.com\/search?q=greeting+card\"\u003eDISCOUNT: Buy any 4 greeting cards for $20\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(a $4 savings)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48956964798657,"sku":"","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_94132.heic?v=1738522017"},{"product_id":"garbage-birthday-card","title":"Garbage Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eFulfill your duty as a friend or relative with this birthday greeting card that they will just skim and then throw in the trash. Includes a pre-written message in the handwriting font!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes with a white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obviousplant.com\/search?q=greeting+card\"\u003eDISCOUNT: Buy any 4 greeting cards for $20\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(a $4 savings)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49453292224705,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_1634_fc82dc94-fa8f-4ad1-a17c-b5ad93bc5bbb.jpg?v=1754243984"},{"product_id":"you-are-older-stickers","title":"You Are Older Stickers","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive the gift of a difficult choice. This sticker pack lets the birthday person choose their own gift. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Open\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStickers Produced: 800\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49455825518785,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_1640_f8e778d0-0e8c-4073-8665-269b26aafb91.jpg?v=1754243420"},{"product_id":"stupidest-animals-2026-calendar","title":"Stupidest Animals - 2026 Calendar","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eRidicule nature's dumbest animals all year long with this 12-month calendar. Includes all of your least favorites - Lionfish, koala, beaver, the whole hog, and more!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso includes special holidays like: National Insult Your Dog Day, Stay on the Couch All Day, and Beginning of Soup Season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese will ship after Christmas!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 11x8.5 inches (opens to 11x17in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Closed (for year 2026)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 600\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49679571288257,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/10.jpg?v=1763421884"},{"product_id":"fat-ass-birds-stickers","title":"Fat Ass Birds (Stickers)","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to round town! Stickers just don't get any thicker than this...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4x6 sticker sheet filled with nothing but the biggest tail feathers. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Open\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStickers Produced: 500\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49825024868545,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_9974_d3fb597d-c880-462c-9094-97d32475dfc8.jpg?v=1764708989"},{"product_id":"fun-trifold-poster-of-my-missing-son","title":"Fun Trifold Poster of My Missing Son","description":"\u003cp\u003eThere's never been a more fun missing persons poster! This brochure folds out to provide some cool and fun information about my missing son. If you see him, please let me know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obvious-plant.myshopify.com\/pages\/product-availability\"\u003eStatus\u003c\/a\u003e: Open\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity Produced: 50\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49905722982593,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_96752_8601972e-060f-4594-9055-216ecbc08239.heic?v=1768426768"},{"product_id":"better-half-greeting-card","title":"My Better Half - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour partner is great and amazing! You are somewhat less so! Let them know how lucky you are with this funny greeting card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5x7 inch glossy greeting card is great for \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ebirthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any other dumb love moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obviousplant.com\/search?q=greeting+card\"\u003eDISCOUNT: Buy any 4 greeting cards for $20\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(a $4 savings)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard is blank inside and includes white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49951248580801,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_3371.jpg?v=1770078955"},{"product_id":"cool-mech-suits-couples-brochure","title":"Cool Mech Suits - Couples Brochure","description":"\u003cp\u003eNew relationship stage just dropped! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis informative brochure tenderly and persuasively lets your partner know that you are ready to take your relationship to the next level - the one with cool mech suits.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49975965384897,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/IMG_3511.jpg?v=1770933292"},{"product_id":"4-types-of-wife-greeting-card","title":"4 Types of Wife - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhich wife is yours? Let her know with this informative card. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYou get to decide with the help of the pre-printed checklist on the interior page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5x7 inch glossy greeting card is great for Mother's Day, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ebirthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any other dumb love moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obviousplant.com\/search?q=greeting+card\"\u003eDISCOUNT: Buy any 4 greeting cards for $20\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(a $4 savings)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard includes white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50175673270465,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/the-4-wives-greeting-outside-v8_1_copy.jpg?v=1777738203"},{"product_id":"4-types-of-husband-greeting-card","title":"4 Types of Husband - Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhich husband is yours? Let him know with this informative card. You get to decide with the help of the pre-printed checklist on the interior page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e5x7 inch glossy greeting card is great for Father's Day, \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003ebirthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any other dumb love moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/obviousplant.com\/search?q=greeting+card\"\u003eDISCOUNT: Buy any 4 greeting cards for $20\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e(a $4 savings)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard includes white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Obvious Plant","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50175675367617,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/files\/the-4-husbands-greeting-outsidecopy.jpg?v=1777738820"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2344\/5625\/collections\/1Magazine_COVER2_e2d6830c-b737-4404-933b-6c65042e5c1f.jpg?v=1765324730","url":"https:\/\/obviousplant.com\/collections\/magazine-1.oembed?page=2","provider":"Obvious Plant","version":"1.0","type":"link"}